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This fic has been over on the CP comm for ages now, and I forgot I don't have it up on my own LJ, so here it is.

It was for the CP Fic & Art exchange, the prompt was for a Zombie Apocalypse fic where Arthur saves the day at some point. It has some violence and gore, but isn't too bleak. More Shaun of the Dead with aeroplanes, really.

Ensemble cast - Douglas, Martin, Arthur, Carolyn, Herc, Snoopadoop, Carl from ATC, Douglas' daughter & second wife and many more! A little light Carolyn/Herc romance going on, but it's not central.

No sexual content. Rating this as Teen/15 cert for some swears & some violence.

Part 1 )
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From the CP Prompt meme - Irene has a new favourite sub. It's a bit of a surprise to her that he's a man, but she's made exceptions before, and Martin really is terribly sweet. Martin worries about the fact that Irene generally prefers women, and wonders if she'd like him better if he were female too. So, one night, he offers to become Marta for her.

Irene Adler (BBC Sherlock) / Martin Crieff (Cabin Pressure)
NC-17
Cross Dressing, cunnilingus, pegging, masturbation, voyeurism. Het in Femslash clothing.

Girl's Night In )
r_scribbles: (Spaced Brian's angst)
Had to disable comments for anyone but registered users. The spam comments have been absolutely fucking ridiculous lately. Sorry about that, Gang!
r_scribbles: (Penfold)
Right. So obviously as soon as I decided to try to write an original story last week, I got writer's block & ended up just staring at the 600 words I'd written for days on end. Then I started waffling about who I'd throw together if I were doing a British Avengers or modern League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, and sort-of got bitten to write it. This involves me writing for a lot of fandoms & character that I've never tried writing for before and am not as completely immersed in as I usually am when writing fic, so is a little bit harder than usual. Feedback here would be appreciated, especially considering the main protagonist is probably going to be the 11th Doctor and the Doctor Who fandom is this massive thing that I'm only on the very outskirts of.

Chapter One )
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For this prompt on the meme.


1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a ficlet related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the ficlet; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.


No pairings, really. Mention of a mugging, Parent/child angst, ex-spouse issues & a parent's death. Managed to get in all 4 of the main cast. Some of the stories are very sketchy, but I tried to come up with a little punchline or twist to each in spit of the very limited time I had.

Ten songs )
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For this prompt in the CP Meme - "Martin's not a virgin. He's been fucked many times. Sometimes it was even sort of nice. However, not once has any of his partners ever kissed him. Until now."

Emotional h/c fic. TW for dub-con/attempted non-con. Martin with several OFCs & OMCs, hints of M/D, M/A. Have been informed it's not too angsty - there's quite a lot of sweetness in there, too.
And Never Been Kissed )
r_scribbles: (Sherlock Irene)
Daily Mail Logo

Thank God for the Daily Mail. Thank God for their ongoing campaign to protect children from evil paedo perverts online. Bless them. Bless them, that’s what I say. Bless them for protecting this 15 year old Spawn Of A Famous from aging, angry masturbators by publishing a photo of her in her mum’s famous conical bra corset and writing a lengthy piece, describing the fake tit grabbing, tongue sticking out incident in detail, rattling on about her mother and tits and yadda yadda yadda.

Fail 1

Now, I’m not sure what everybody else is seeing in this picture of a girl who is OMG ONLY FIFTEEN as the DM takes glee in pointing out, twice, right at the start of the piece, but what I see is a kid, fully dressed, with her mother’s most famous outfit on over her clothes, grabbing the very fake, pointy boobs & taking the piss. I’m getting on a bit, but I do remember my teens, and dressing up & taking the piss were two of my favourite activities, back then. I’m not a particular fan of Madge – besides her two “Like A…” songs and “Pink Elephants & Lemonade” I don’t really care for her music, I don’t like the way she treats horrific poverty in the Third World as an opportunity to handpick a new Brown Baby who may or may not already have parents & I blame her for the continued career of Mockney Charlatan Guy Ritchie due to her needless encouraging the tweed clad arsehole by marrying him, and then giving him an extra shot of impetus by divorcing him. I think her getting her arse out & mincing around in a silly corset for coins is one of the least offensive things she’s done. And, as iconic outfits from the early 90s go, the cone corset is far less offensive than, say, shell suits.

So, yes, “wiffle, wiffle, padding padding”, go The Mail. Look! Here’s her mother in the corset. Here they are getting into a car. Look at the celebrity children. LOOK AT THEM. ALWAYS LOOK AT THE CELEBRITIES CHILDREN. LOOK AND JUUUUUDGGGGGEEEEE. There’s another photo – this time showing the kid’s rather fab hairdo as she gets into a car in her normal clothes, the corset no longer sitting on the top of it. So far, so only-faintly-creepy.

LET’S TAKE IT TO THE COMMENTS, SHALL WE? Let’s see what the Mail Reading Masses have to say about Teenager Puts Corset On Over Clothes; Poses; Takes The Piss.

Fail 2

1 – YES SHE’S 15!!!!!!!! THEY KEEP SAYING SHE’S 15!!!!!!! A 15 YEAR OLD DRESSING UP & DOING STUPID POSES! ONLY IN MADONNA’S HOUSE!!!! Well… technically, no. Not at her house. It was backstage on tour, which Madonna didn’t put on at her house. I suppose constance43 does have a point, in that most kids wouldn’t have easy access to Madonna’s famous pointy boob outfit to throw on over their clothes – it would take a special connection to Madonna to be able to muck about with that particular item of clothing, just as my 2yo is only able to run around with one of the cups of my bra on his head like a hat in my house, because no other toddlers would be able to grab my bra out of the laundry basket.

2, Weirdly, Ann’s point seems to be ‘we all have lots of fun calling a teenager who is just into adulthood a slut here at FeMail– why can’t we do it to this child, too?' Also kudos on rattling off the exact age difference just like that. That’s not at all creepy.

3, I agree, Protap. The culture of sexualising, exploiting & slutshaming children is Contagious Moral Corruption. Well said.

4, This makes no sense, but at least Pietschka managed to do a rhyme – and repeated it, in case we didn’t get it the first time.

5, Me too, Ocean Blue. Creepy angry perving over children makes me sick as well. So many commenters with their heads screwed on right in this feed!

6, YEAH, TAKE THAT, FEMINISM! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW??? YOUR QUEEN IS DEAD! DEAD AND INTO OLD FASHIONED PATRIARCHY!!!! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW????

7, That’s not a woman, Udonome, from the proud country of Somewhere. That’s a child. And I don’t think she needs to be ashamed of putting a corset on over her clothes, leaving literally everything to the imagination. Unless you were referring to the women commenting on the thread, in which case, I agree, and will happily add that the men in question know no shame either.

8, BOOO!!! BOOOO, HOW DARE YOU MENTION THAT THAT FILTHY FILTHY WHORE IS ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL ARTISTS OF OUR AGE??? BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

9, Yeah! Cheap! Cheap like millions and millions of dollars. They’re all the same, these women. Coming over here with their vaginas, having money. EURGH.

10, BOO AGAIN!!!!! BOO FOR POINTING OUT THE BITTERNESS AND THE BILE OVER A CHILD WE DON’T KNOW. OUR HATRED FOR FAMOUS WOMEN AND THEIR CHILDREN IS POSSIBLY ALL WE HAVE TO LIVE FOR, IT’S CERTAINLY ALL WE’RE ABLE TO REPORT IN FEMAIL. BOO TO YOU, SIR. BOO TO YOU WITH BELLS ON!!!!
r_scribbles: (Sherlock Irene)
So, you know how it's June? Yeah. I've started writing a Christmas Fic.

That's Logic.

In my defence, I recently watched the Granada Blue Carbuncle and thought it was lovely, and also really liked the idea that Sherlock Holmes actually really rather likes Christmas, and gets into the Christmassy Spirit. And, come on - who doesn't like the Christmas Party scene in Scandal?

SO. I'm doing Blue Carbuncle in BBC Sherlock world. It's set after Empty House, so there are some Post Reichenbach Feels, but hopefully they should just be bubbling under all the Christmas Fluff and not In Your Face Angst. It's my usual style - little bit of plot but mainly FRIENDSHIP BANTER BANTER FRIENDSHIP JOKES ETC ETC.

The Bauble Chapter 1 )

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