If you give a million monkeys a million typewriters...

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so i wil sine of sein vat dis haz taykun me much longa 2 rite van it wud hav dun normuli itz acshuly quyt dificult an i bet itz taykun u ajis 2 reed 2 onustlee i dispear ov sum pepul

o wayt i nede 2 put a lode ov eksklamashun marx at v end

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*Gloat*

I know many of you may have heard of this already, but here's the BAFTA nominations (i.e. the people I will probably be in the same room as)
http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=17880

If I can snag Joaquin Phoenix & Jake Gylenthingummy out of that I'll be happy. I only want the two - that ain't greedy!

Random brain thoughts

1, Hello hayet! *waves* Thought you could friend me without me knowing, hmm? Well, ha-ha! I friend you back! Mwah ha ha ha haaaaa!!!

2, Oh Good Lord it's difficult to find a BAFTA frock when you're a size 18 and don't have a big budget. Trawled Canters today, found two fairly pretty frocks, but neither are perfect on me and both are well over £100. Breasts are a big issue. Why are so many posh frocks either strapless or spaghetti strapped or halterneck? I can't wear any of those! Even a tight, boned corset pulls my cleavage down if it's strapless (the boobies in question are 38F, and thus quite heavy - I want to show them off, though, for which I need a good bra.) The one dress that I think I might go with I'd need to buy a new bra that's very low cut, and I'm not sure I can get one in my size. Hmmm...

3, I can't remember what 3, was.

...I just remembered 3,

3, was that I'm quite excited because my website is nerly at 3,000 hits! Yee-haw!