Invent-a-swear
I promised Silliness, and I haven't been able to think of anything silly to say all day.
Although, do you find that swearing sounds better when you fabricate a word of 3 syllables? Here's some of my favourite invented Swears:
Jizzferret
Twatmonkey
Cocknocker
Cumsucker
Cumquat*
Fucknugget
Spunkbubble
Turdweasel
*Yes, this only has 2 syllables, but it still feels great to say.
One of these days I *will* get on with my D&DC fics. Tapped about 4 lines of Wonderful tonight. I know I need to finish it, I just don't know how.
Me & hubs have decided to cut down further on alcohol intake. No drinking on week nights at all. It's difficult for me. For a long time I couldn't get through 24 hours without a drink. Now I don't start getting serious cravings until 2nd/3rd night. It's just a case of conditioning myself, really, but it's tough.
Balls. I've gone all serious again.
Pigfelcher!
That's better.
Although, do you find that swearing sounds better when you fabricate a word of 3 syllables? Here's some of my favourite invented Swears:
Jizzferret
Twatmonkey
Cocknocker
Cumsucker
Cumquat*
Fucknugget
Spunkbubble
Turdweasel
*Yes, this only has 2 syllables, but it still feels great to say.
One of these days I *will* get on with my D&DC fics. Tapped about 4 lines of Wonderful tonight. I know I need to finish it, I just don't know how.
Me & hubs have decided to cut down further on alcohol intake. No drinking on week nights at all. It's difficult for me. For a long time I couldn't get through 24 hours without a drink. Now I don't start getting serious cravings until 2nd/3rd night. It's just a case of conditioning myself, really, but it's tough.
Balls. I've gone all serious again.
Pigfelcher!
That's better.