Two Silly Bulls...?

Has anybody else seen the Orange 2 for 1 advert on the internet where a chap mimes 'Superman', Charades Stylee, with the help of his mate billowing a cape behind him. Yeah... only the clue before the mime is 'film, one word, two syllables'.

Christ almighty, you have to wonder how much Orange paid some innumerate nobber to do that.

'Is it safe...?'

Eurgh - I had to have a poxy filling. And a crap silver NHS filling at that. Ho well, at least it was free. Take that, taxpayers! Vi was good as gold all the time we were in there. She is now, understandably, Starvin Like Marvin.

I can't feel the whole left side of my face - it's most disturbing.

Miss C! Miss C! Tis Tuesday! Where's my Fix, dammit?