Because it's a field!

Just watched Stardust. What a lovely film! Had the attitude of the Princess Bride about it, but the girl(s) actually did summat. And what a cast - spent the whole thing shouting 'Heap!' 'Buxton!' 'Dex!' and so forth. Best Bobby D cameo since Brazil. David Walliams was mercifully unrecognisable. The swordfight at the end - genius. Michelle Pfeiffer is delicious, even as a wicked witch.

Gervais is fucking rubbish in it though, for all the hype around him. Do the dance!

Our daughter is awake. *Sigh*