Heroes Waffling...

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Beware, gentle folk! The Fat Crap Cop of today is the heartless bastard of tomorrow!
Most disappointed in Fat Matt this week, it seemed like the most unlikely character change (apart from Hiro, who demonstrated his grief over Ando by dropping his voice an Octave. I'm a Goddam Motherfuckin Space Bendin' Samurai, Foo'!)

Peter Parkerpetrelli: Hi, um, please can I boff my way through the entire female cast of this show, please?
Writers: Yes you may. All except Claire, because for she is your Niece and that would make Jeebus cry.
Peter Parkerpetrelli: Well... can I boff her in real life?
Writers: Yes. Yes, we'll allow that.
Peter Parkerpetrelli: And I want an awesome scar to show I'm a hardass.
Writers: But you can heal yourself. Why would you have a scar?
Peter parkerpetrelli: BECAUSE I'M A HARDASS, YOU DICKS!!!11!
Writers: Um. OK.

Glasses Man - Loses wife, glasses, daughter, life. I mourned.

Dr Dullinder was specatularly shit in every way, yet again. He has spent five years growing face fungus and doing absolutely fuck all else. He even let Sylar dance around in front of him. AGAIN! NUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRR!!! The only good thing he did was to kill the Haitan (again with the good-to-evil character flip) and he need a fucking comic strip showing him what to do in fucking pictures for him to so much as work that out! The stuff with him and Nath-lar with Nath-lar being all 'Raaar, I'm a bit of a shit, but it's all for the greater good' and Doc Mahogany being all 'Yes mister President, No Mister President, would you care to use my rectum as a pen rest, Mister President?' did remind me a little of Baltar and Gaeta on New Caprica. Except, of course that Gaeta's an idealistic Hotty-Boombotty who had the misfortune of betting on the wrong horse (and fancying the pants off the wrong megalomaniacal scientist) and Mohinder is just shit.

I'm making this sound like I didn't enjoy it, and I really, really did. I'm loving all the flash back/flash forward episodes. If only this one didn't feel the need to occasionally slap me in the face screaming 'POST 9/11 METAPHORE!!!!! WHEN WE SAY 'BOMB' WE MEAN 'PLANE' AND WHEN WE SAY 'SUPERHEROES' WE MEAN 'MUSLIMS'!!! Guys. I get it.

But I'm still looking forward to next week.