More of The Specials

Right - this has evolved a bit. You will notice a change in Amethyst's character, a name change from earlier (Michaels is now called Hunter) and a couple of little bits that mean the end of the dream doesn't quite make sense. But I'm much happier with the dialogue, pacing etc in these bits. What do we think?

( after Amethyst's dream )

BBC HYS Addendum

...except I just noticed that they actually posted my comment, and quite a few people remarked that it was a fair/funny point.



There's a startling number of, frankly offensive and misogynist comments about the 'disgusting, floppy breasts' of recent Mums, which are apparently so foul that they put grown adults off their food... I had no idea the female figure was so very detested in this country (or is it only acceptable if it belongs to a size 10 teenager?)

Maybe with the summer coming in we could pick over men getting their sweaty moobs out in public, and give them a complex instead.

WTF, Canterbury

The discussion was on breastfeeding in public, BTW. There are some seriously twattish people out there - lots of foul comments about how nauseating breastfeeding apparently is, comparing it with shitting on a bus(!) "never mind the baby's right to eat, what about my right not to catch a fleeting glance of nipple perhaps if I really, really stare at a feeding mum", "oh, so I can't smoke a cigar in a restaurant but some lefty mum can get her baps out and feed a member of the generation who'll be paying the taxes that pay my doctor when I get terminal lung cancer", one complete cunt claiming he'll pour orange juice over the next breastfeeding mother and baby he sees. Apparently, tits exist in this country solely to flog copies of FHM.

It's My Greatest Invention!

Rejoice, oh you Lactating Hags! After taking on board the considered views of those who, quite rightly, only ever want to see boobs when they're stuffed with silicone, airbrushed to perfection and on the bottom shelf of the Newsagents rather than performing the repulsive task of feeding pointless infants, I have invented a Fantabulous Contraption! Never more will others be made to feel embarrassed by your selfish performance of species continuation!

BEHOLD!




I think next up should be a machine to hold old people upright, combined with a wig and mask with the image of a younger face, so that people don't have to feel embarrassed when they refuse to give up a seat on the bus to them.