It's My Greatest Invention!
Jun. 12th, 2007 11:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
r_scribblesRejoice, oh you Lactating Hags! After taking on board the considered views of those who, quite rightly, only ever want to see boobs when they're stuffed with silicone, airbrushed to perfection and on the bottom shelf of the Newsagents rather than performing the repulsive task of feeding pointless infants, I have invented a Fantabulous Contraption! Never more will others be made to feel embarrassed by your selfish performance of species continuation!
BEHOLD!
I think next up should be a machine to hold old people upright, combined with a wig and mask with the image of a younger face, so that people don't have to feel embarrassed when they refuse to give up a seat on the bus to them.
BEHOLD!
I think next up should be a machine to hold old people upright, combined with a wig and mask with the image of a younger face, so that people don't have to feel embarrassed when they refuse to give up a seat on the bus to them.
