Hey Maw! Get off the dang roof!

Apparently if you marry your cousin you are likely to have more kids.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7233590.stm

The scientists reckon it has something to do with genetics. Whereas the rest of us know that this is because if you marry your cousin you are bound to have at least ten babies because you're a fucking Pikey.

Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand...

My engagement ring is suddenly, mysteriously no longer on my finger. i have a horrible feeling that it may be in the washing machine, but it's in mid cycle. Hmm.

Husband has a really interesting theory about Ashes 2 Ashes.

( Want to hear it? )