Today's Tweet-Dribbles

140 character brain-splurts of the day...

• 14:14 Snacking on toffee hazelnut nice cream. AND I'm having a frappuccino in a bit. LARD! #
• 17:06 Avo at the park with my friend & her tots. Fun. Why are we always latched onto by kids whose parents are ignoring them, tho? It's really sad #
• 17:10 Happens nearly every time we go to the park with Vi. Play with your own damn kids, you lazy fuckers! I'm a stranger, not Mary Poppins! #
• 23:35 I need a TShirt for next park visit with a slogan to make the Lazy Parents scared of letting their kids pester me. Any ideas? #
• 23:38 I'm thinking maybe 'Guardian Reader'. Fairly sure Lazy Parents wouldn't like me to indoctrinate their spawn into TEH PC BRAGAIDE!!! #
• 23:39 'Definitely Not A Paedophile' would probably work, too. #

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Of Salieri's Tiny Nazguls and Picard's Quo Collection...

Insurrection Redux Part Troi!

( Mediocrities of the world! I absolve you! )

NO BED! NO BED!

OK, now why the Hell has Vi suddenly decided that she hates her bed? At what was supposed to be nap time today I came upstairs to check on her and found her lying, half asleep, on the floor next to her book box. All attempts to get her back into bed were met with horrified screams. I thought it might just be that she didn't want to nap today, but now that it's bedtime she keeps crying and leaping out as if it's a hot potato. All that's different is that I've changed the sheets, which I do every week.

*Sigh* It's been a long day.

DOES NOT FEMMEPUTE!

RIP Bea 'Femmeputer' Arthur.