Today's Tweet-Dribbles

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140 character brain-splurts of the day...

• 14:14 Snacking on toffee hazelnut nice cream. AND I'm having a frappuccino in a bit. LARD! #
• 17:06 Avo at the park with my friend & her tots. Fun. Why are we always latched onto by kids whose parents are ignoring them, tho? It's really sad #
• 17:10 Happens nearly every time we go to the park with Vi. Play with your own damn kids, you lazy fuckers! I'm a stranger, not Mary Poppins! #
• 23:35 I need a TShirt for next park visit with a slogan to make the Lazy Parents scared of letting their kids pester me. Any ideas? #
• 23:38 I'm thinking maybe 'Guardian Reader'. Fairly sure Lazy Parents wouldn't like me to indoctrinate their spawn into TEH PC BRAGAIDE!!! #
• 23:39 'Definitely Not A Paedophile' would probably work, too. #

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