Christ, not another one.

[r_scribbles]

From ersatz_iolo this time...


Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?
'Have you ever kissed someone?'
'Missed someone?'
'Told someone you loved them?'
'Drank alcohol?'

Here are 50 questions for the people who are a little more "mature"...

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Husband deals with the utilites out of the joint account, but I agree that the whopping Council Tax for fortnightly collections, crap amieneties and - uh - hideously overpaid Councillors takes the cake.

2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Azouma, on my birthday.

3. Last time you puked from drinking?
A long, long time ago... pregnancy and motherhood have put pay to that. Think it was my 25th birthday party, come to think of it. Or was it the 1st hastings Beer Fest?

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced at a bar?
Errr... pass. Probably out with Adscene.

5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Miss Iceton.

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
I should be carrying on with my script.

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Rich and famous.

8. How many colleges did you attend?
One FE college, one Uni.

9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
Because it was clean, it went with my black cords and you can't see my bra through it.

10. GAS PRICES?
Way too high but still cheaper than public transport.

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
A big house in a pretty part of the British countryside, near the sea. I would take Hubby, Violet and get a cat.

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
It didn't. I woke four times as usual - when babe got sick of her cot, when hubs took her for breakfast, when he went to work and gave her back, then when we both woke up again from our lie-in. First thought on the final wake-up was 'Christ, it's late!'

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Thinking about the script, RtS and amusing myself with bad PG slash concepts.

14. Favorite style of underwear?
Big black boy pants.

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Trunks. Husband has a beautiful bum in them.

16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Washing up (which is why I don't do it), bin duty (ditto).

17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
Er... maybe if I didn't also have to look after Baby.

18. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep!

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Eric. Luvvim. Also - Philip J Fry, Bender Bending Rodriguez, Lisa Simpson and Stewie Griffin. And Bugs Bunny. Oh! And Kuzco.

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Laugh until we both cry.

21. Have you found real love yet?
Yes. Twice. And I get to live with both of them!

22. When did you first start feeling old?
My 21st birthday.

23. Favorite '80s movie?
The Princess Bride. And Ghostbusters. And Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade.

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Saussison with a nice bit of fresh French bread.

25. What do you get every time you go into Walmart?
Using Rhi's ASDA = Walmart reasoning, a fresh pizza.

26. Beach or lake?
Beach.

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
No, it suits me, but I don't think it should be imposed as an ultimate goal or the only way for a couple to exist. It should be a descision made for personal rather than social reasons.

28. How many people do you stalk on Facebook?
Nobody but a few people I know have joined so I might.

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Bad daytime TV at the moment. And Westway.

30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
Can't think of any. I'm not ashamed of my filmic loves.

31. What's your drink?
I'm back on the yummy cider! But I do really love a hazelnut coffee and get through tonnes of Vimto.

32. Cowboys or Indians?
Bearing in mind that if you were to ask me what my favourite Western was, I'd say 'Back to the Future 3', I don't think I have much expertise here. Indians have funky feathers in their hair, though, and I like to root for the underdog, so I'll say them.

33. Cops or Robbers?
Cops. Unless the Robbers are 18th Century Highwaymen or the crew of Serentity.

34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
My old friend Claire, who I still talk to every once in a while.

35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Invicta FM! My iPod ran out on the way back from Naaarfolk and R1 was shit and we couldn't find R2.

36. Norm or Cliff?
Frasier.

37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
So very Simpsons.

39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
I'm a SAHM. the only 'person sitting across from my desk' is a puddy cat who ocasssionally sits on the garden wall and glares at me.

40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
I'd say some dangerous loony like Dubya or Kim Jong Il, but a, they'd only get someone worse and b, I'd be wracked with guilt.

41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
Sir Stephen Fry, Germaine Greer and Rowan Williams. I think that would make an interesting Soiree.

42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
Nobody. I would lose my darling Husband, and nothing's worth that.

43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
No.

44. Last book you read for real? And finished?
The Eyre Affair.

45. Do you have a teddy bear?
Not that I suggle.

46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
Aeroplane over the Arabian desert.

47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
Hollywoodland.

48. Do you go to church?
Not to pray. I go to the cathedral occasionally to have a Think.

49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Better be a new career!

50. Just how OLD are you?
27 :( and my BabyDaddy nearly 30!