Fuck you, bitch, I'm a sentient, ask all the Ensigns who have sucked my glans.

[r_scribbles]

OK. Maybe it's getting late, but I reckon this http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0sdEIHjuhBY&feature=related is the best thing I've seen/heard on the youtubes ever (by which I mean, in the last couple of days).