- 1st
- 00:15
That's it, Mister. No more Philip K Dick for you!
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00:31In his dream he would see her die, and he would think 'Oh'.
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11:49(no subject)
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- 2nd
- 18:34
It's Sunday Night, it's incessant shitting time!
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- 3rd
- 16:37
Parlez-Vous "Ouch"?
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- 4th
- 23:16
Robot gets bored, kills everyone, the end.
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- 6th
- 18:15
Odds and Sods
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- 7th
- 17:35
We plugged you into the mains.
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- 8th
- 13:07
In your head, in your he-e-e-ead, Zo-hombie, Zo-hombie, Zo-hombee-hee-hee...
14:57(no subject)
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- 9th
- 12:47
Sick
- 10th
- 18:02
Citizens, never fear, crazy Do-Good Freaks are here!
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- 11th
- 21:58
You pee'd on my rug, man...
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- 12th
- 13:57
What Do you Reckon?
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17:46This isn't 'Nam, man. This has rules!
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- 14th
- 20:30
Still getting up to speed on Lost...
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- 15th
- 12:41
Tastless Puns A Go-Go...
23:51GLAAAAAAHHHH!
- 17th
- 13:54
The impact of parenting upon a young woman's wardrobe - a haiku.
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17:59You know what else you need to live? A skull without any bullets in it!
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- 18th
- 11:58
(no subject)
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19:28For Claire, who reads this, because I can't be bothered to tell her this in the form of text
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21:06(no subject)
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- 23rd
- 16:49
Fat Tums to all men
- 25th
- 11:09
Tired.
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16:38Passive-Aggressive-a-tron
21:48On Lost - 'Meet Kevin Johnson'
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- 26th
- 12:53
I think he just stormed out of my office. I'm so proud!
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- 27th
- 11:35
(no subject)
19:45Hug a Goth. Save the World.
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- 28th
- 11:48
Ashes to Ashes, funk to funky, this show was written by fucking monkeys...
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20:52(no subject)
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- 29th
- 00:32
Fuck you, bitch, I'm a sentient, ask all the Ensigns who have sucked my glans.
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11:48You've got to pick a pocket or two, Percy.
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- 31st
- 15:22
Blast!