Better than a kick in the knickers with a winklepicker

As You Like It was fantastic! It was, in fact, As I Liked It. Does what it says on the tin - smashing! I thoroughly endorse this performance and suggest that everybody who lives even vaguely near Canterbury goes to see it, even though they don't have the hog roast/marshmallowy hot chocolate of previous years.

There's a character in it called Jacques who IS Greaves! Tall, skinny, beardy sack of misery... actor who played him is a frigging comedy genius. Me & Hubby are going to write a film for him called 'Fuck Me! It's Tom Peters!' For that is his name.

Have coined a new phrase for something that's really stressful and crap, yet at the same time really inconsequential - Spidershit. Please feel free to use it as often as possible until it gets into the lexicon.