r_scribbles | Passive-Aggressive-a-tron

Either it's the sleep deprivation, or the belated PMT, or I am actually a Twat Magnet today. Seriously, if another person backsteps, sidesteps or generally just ambles into me without looking where the fuck they're going I'm going to go on a rampage. I occasionally feel like getting a little siren to strap to myself, that when I press a button a loudspeaker conveys the simple message - "Eyes Front, Einstein". I would probably use it, with good cause, about 5 times during pretty much every walk out in Canterbury that I go on, although I'd have worn the button to a nub today. Other buttons would carry the messages 'No I won't push my baby off the pavement into oncoming traffic - it won't kill you to walk in single file', 'No, really, doorways/supermarket aisles/narrow pavements are the *perfect* place to stop and have a chat' and 'Seriously. Would you mind walking a little slower? The people behind you don't want to get where they're going til midnight'. All of these would have also been used today. Oh, and 'No, no, after you', in a very sarcastic tone too.

I am still typing like a spazz. Couldn't nap earlier. Tired. Taking a tea break, thanks to the distracting powers of Iggle Piggle & Upsy Daisy.