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Fancy a Cliche?
Sep. 13th, 2005 07:54 pmSome fantastic Mallapropisms at work today.
Runner up prize goes to Tracy with 'We all have our own crutch to bear' but first place goes to Karen who has a fun habit of just using any word that sounds vaguely like the one she means, and on telling us about Eastenders latest plotline announced that Kat and Alfie were to have a passionate cliche tonight. 'It'll be the last cliche they ever have', she told us. If only.
Man Oh Man my dreams were WEIRD last night! It was like a dream within a dream within a dream. I was aware I was dreaming, but also aware of being in bed. I could do what I liked (and I did some very naughty things!) but it was all behind a screen, and I was watching it, completely immobile, in bed. I tried to talk, to cry for help, but it was really difficult. I managed to slur some words, then there was a weird noise at the window and Hubby got up but I couldn't. Then I actually woke up. Hubby was still in bed, but talking in his sleep. Odd. And creepy. Hmm...
Mummy should be coming down this weekend, provided she can get some petrol! Honestly, all these panic buyers have been doing my nut. You're only making the problem worse, eejits!
Runner up prize goes to Tracy with 'We all have our own crutch to bear' but first place goes to Karen who has a fun habit of just using any word that sounds vaguely like the one she means, and on telling us about Eastenders latest plotline announced that Kat and Alfie were to have a passionate cliche tonight. 'It'll be the last cliche they ever have', she told us. If only.
Man Oh Man my dreams were WEIRD last night! It was like a dream within a dream within a dream. I was aware I was dreaming, but also aware of being in bed. I could do what I liked (and I did some very naughty things!) but it was all behind a screen, and I was watching it, completely immobile, in bed. I tried to talk, to cry for help, but it was really difficult. I managed to slur some words, then there was a weird noise at the window and Hubby got up but I couldn't. Then I actually woke up. Hubby was still in bed, but talking in his sleep. Odd. And creepy. Hmm...
Mummy should be coming down this weekend, provided she can get some petrol! Honestly, all these panic buyers have been doing my nut. You're only making the problem worse, eejits!
