Better than a kick in the knickers with a winklepicker

Well, it looks like there's a clear winner in the Grand Final - Congratulations to tight trouser wearing, Wookiee-befriending Na-na-na-na-na... SPACE PIRATE! Han Solo on being voted The Sexiest, despite never technically being a contestant, the sneaky Devil. Emo Time Spastic Sam Tyler gets the silver and Kaftan-clad, Python Financing Krishna-botherer George Harrison gets third place.

That was great fun! Thanks to all of you who joined in.

Well! The Quarter Final deadlock has been broken, and in a shocking development, the Gene Genie has swept in from behind to beat the Sheffield Pipe Cleaner Of Love, meaning that this is now an all Life On Mars Semi Final! Shock horror!

( I'm your toy, your 20th Century boy... )

( This feels more like a Regional Final... )
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( Contestants, Rrrrrrready!!! )

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A slightly random selection there - just the first few sleuths I could think of off the top of my head. I should really have some Noir Anti-Heroes in there, but I'd have to look them up and I can't be bothered.

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Yes, I know Sam Tyler isn't technically a Time Traveller, but I think he deserves to be in the running. Marty McFly sort-of feels like cheating, because he does have a time machine, he doesn't just falls through time haphazardly, but he's rather Accident Prone when it comes to the Delorian, and his initial trip isn't on purpose, so I bunged him in. And The Doctor Time Travels deliberately, so he doesn't count :)

So far, by the way, our Sexiest People are George Harrison, Michael Palin, 'if I can't have Han Solo, I'm not playing' beating all the Jedi Knights and Egon Spengler, the horn-rimmed hornbag. I'm wondering whether we should have some sort of almighty sexy-off at the end of the week.

Keep those all important answers coming, Boffins!

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Another Very Important Poll.


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Leaving out Stu 'Backbeat' Sutcliffe and Pete 'replaced by Ringo, oh the indignity' Best, because I can.

If you feel the need to elaborate on, for example, the changing Hottie Stats of the boys throughout their many and varied different haircuts, then please do. The world needs to have an answer to this crucial issue.