Because I can can can

I have been drinking a lot of wine an eating a lot of curry in a good cause, so please excuse any drunkenness.

Well, my either/ors seem to have gone down well, so have some more.

Parents or Grandparents? Parents. There's less of them but they put more work in.

Straight girl or gay man? Gay man. Many of my straight female friends are actually gay men in disguise.

Cheese board or dessert trolley? Cheese, unless my friend Kitty has made her Chilli Chocolate pudding. That stuff is truly the pudding of the Gods.

Simpsons or Futurama? Futurama. It hit its stride sooner and managed to get a good story arc into a mere 4 series. Plus - Bender. Genius.

Cereal or toast? Toast, It's quicker and you can put butter on it.

Mozart or Beethoven? Mozzie. That Crazy Consumptive Cat could whup the deafhead's ass any day of the week.

Pub or club? Pub. Now. I'm getting old.

French Knickers or thong? French knickers. Comfort + Allure = Hooray!

Legend or Labyrinth? You remind me of the babe...

Eastern or Western? Eastern. Hero & Lagaan beat anything Hollywood have to offer.

Dangermouse or Duckula? Duckula!

Dogtanian or Willy Fogg? Dogtainian.

Rimmer or Lister? Rimmer. A kindred spirit if ever I knew one.

Blackadder or Darling? Bladders. Just.

Kirk or Picard? I shall route with the Frenchman. At least he's not ashamed of his baldness.

Favourite Arthur Dent... Gonna go with Freeman. He injected a bit of sex in there.

Favourite Doctor... Again, I'm afraid I'm going to have to go with the most recent. Eccleston kicked ass.

Favourite Assistant... Ace!

Favourite Bond... Connery.

Favourite Shakespeare Character... Olivia, 12th Night.

Favourite Scooby Gang Member... Velma.

Favourite D&D kid... Duh... could it begin with an 'E'?

Favourite X Man... Storm, although Nightcrawler is growing on me.

Favourite Soul Calibur Fighter... Talim, Taki or Seung Mina. Girls Rule!

running out now... sure there's loads more.

Stolen from Sealy, who stole it from RK...

1. Name someone with the same birthday as you:
Michael Stipe. Yay!

2. Where was your first kiss?
On Guide Camp in Cumbria

3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
Nope.

4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Yes. Several. But it was in the script and I don't know my own strength, honest guv..

5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
Yep. A few hundred.

6. What's the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
Wit.

7. What really turns you on?
Intelligence, humour, dark hair, big eyes, good limbs, nice back, failing that about 1/2 hour of cunnilingus should do the trick.

8. What do you order at Starbucks?
Hazelnut Latte or a Chai Latte.

9. What is your biggest mistake?
I have a few. All boil down to not giving the people that honestly, truly love me the respect and attention that they deserve.

10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Slightly. I was a teenager.

11. Say something totally random about yourself.
My middle name is Norah.

12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Yes. When I was 16 I looked like the girl out of Bis.

13. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Yes. They're far more intelligent than the tripe aimed at 'grown ups'.

14. Did you have braces?
Yes, and then some (try eating an Irn Bru bar with a plate in... not pretty.)

15. Are you comfortable with your height?
Height, yes. Girth, no.

16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
Came to hospital every day I was bedridden in Hospital with pancreitis to save me the horror of Bed Baths.

17. When do you know it’s love?
When you need to say 'I love you'.

18. Do you speak any other languages?
I can swear in French, German, Spanish, Japanese and Hindi, and I speak a little Welsh.

19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
Hell. No. I'm a Pale & Interesting British Rose.

20. What magazines do you read?
The Guardian Weekend, and Empire.

21. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
Sure.

Glahhhhhhh.....

Oooh dear, more very drunken scribbling last night. Yet have to boot up the new pooter to find out what weird blather I've put on Eppie 10!

Today I have been mostly amusing Husband with my Comedy Hangover. It's nearly gone now, though.

Must hoover. And must remember Lost this avo. Missed it due to theatredge on Weds.

Bit of scribbling, maybe...

You're right, Sealgirl. It is.

1 Spring or Summer
Late spring/early summer. Tulips, new mown grass, creasote. No wasps. Don't suffer from Hayfever so that time of year's fine with me!

2 Church or lie-in
Lie in - usually until about midday on a Sunday, although I can sometimes hear the Happy Clappy church next door singing their Happy Hymns.

3 Dali or Escher
Dali.

4 Full English or Continental.
Full English, or, if I have a broad spectrum to chose from: OJ, pancakes with bacon, scrambled egg & maple syrup, then a coffee.

5 English or Maths
English!

6. Roses or Orchids
White roses.

7 Jog or Swim
Swim. Daren't run in public. I'd fall over. Although a nice row on the rowing machine at the gym is best.

8 Morning or Evening.
Evening, sometimes turning into morning if I don't have to get up the next day.

9 Coach or Train
Train, unless going to Smokey for the evening, in which case, Coach so that we don't have to leave ridiculously early.

10 Sleep or writing.
At night, writing, in the morning, sleep.