I hve just been Clubbing...

And I'm STILL home before midnicht. It was seriously that good. Time Tunnel. Jesus Fucking Christ. There's a reason Michie likes it so much. It makes her look like she got lucky, because seriously her BF looks like that Nazi in Raiders, half way through getting melted. Me and Kaz spent the whole hour we dared in there just pissing ourselves at the Circus Sideshow mingers in there. Considering she's an eighties throwback and I'm a fatbird, that's saying summat. I mean... a size 26 (I'm being generous here) in a tiny, bra-less, J-Lo frock, 60 year olds in halter necks, Nathan Barleys sans the irony... the lot.

And I wonder why I don't go out dancing anymore.

I'm stil drunk, anyway.

I have the hiccups.

*hic*