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1. What is your middle name?
Norah (yes, I know. It's also after a Grandmother.)
2. What size is your bed?
double.
3. What are you listening to right now?
Green Day
4. What are the last 2 digits in your phone number?
06
5. What was the last thing you ate?
haddock
7. How is the weather right now?
Wintery and dark.
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
One of my customers. Can't remember which.
10. Do you have a girl/boyfriend?
No, have a hubs.
11. Do you want children?
Yes, please. Elliot and Iris will be their names.
12. Do you drink?
Yes. I'm enjoying a tinny of cider right now.
13. Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night?
No matter how drunk I get I usually remember everything - only night that's fuzzy is the hastings Beer festival.
14. Hair color?
Brown with a few grays (meh!)
15. Eye color?
Blue-ish grey-ish green-ish
17. Favorite holiday?
Chrimbo.
18. Favorite season?
Late Spring/early Summer
19. Ever cried for no reason?
Hell, yeah.
20. Last movie you watched?
Kung Fu Hustle. It was great!
21. How many mirrors are in your room?
In this room? None. Two in bedroom, one in bathroom.
22. If you are white, do you know any other fall out songs?
Buh? Best Fall-out song is 'Good Luck' by Basement Jaxx - nicely bitter!
23. Have you ever decapitated a barbie doll?
Funny Story! My GCSE Art Exam piece was a mobile made from the body parts of a completely decaptiated barbie doll, red paint at the dismemberment points, etc etc, against two walls and a floor of smashed mirror. I had a piece of text against it explaining it was about teenaged girls' distorted body image and general resentment of impossible ideals of conventional Western beauty. I got a C - my worst GCSE grade by a country mile.
24. Do you enjoy the sensational taste of Starbucks?
Hell yeah! Chai tea or Hazelnut Latte.
25. Does the word "horcrux" mean anything to you?
A whore's crotch?
26. Do you have any friends of the gay preference?
Yup. They're great!
27. Do you think Jesus is great?
He had some groovy things to say, Son of God or not. If there's one dude/dudette from history I could spend a couple of hours chewing the fat with, twould be the Big J.
28. Is cheese like the best food ever, or what?
Cheese is good. But so is chilli.
29. What books are you reading?
Erm... nothing? terrible, I know.
30. Piercings?
One. Right nostril.
31. Fave movies?
Some Like It Hot is still the best. *points a few weeks back in journal for a collage of the rest*
32. Favorite college football team?
I despise all spectator sports.
33. What were you doing before filling this out?
Failing to write (H)Angsty porn. Too pooped.
34. Do you have any pets?
Alas, the closest I have is Brian the Bonzai, and i keep nearly killing him!
35. Dogs or cats?
Tiddles!
37. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to?
All the time, at work!
38. Have you ever loved someone?
Of course.
39. Who would you like to see right now?
Jeebus *points up*, my old Dad, pretty much all of you Kerayzee Kids, Depp and Bloom having a sort-of wrestle in the living room would be fun, too.
40. Are you still friends with your exes?
Nah, he was a loser.
41. Have you ever fired a gun?
Yes, but it wasn't a proper gun and it was at a rifle range at school camp.
42. Do you like to travel by plane?
No. WHAT KEEPS THEM UP?!?!?
43. Right or left-handed?
Righty
44. If you could be with someone right now who would it be?
I am with my man. that is all a gel could ask for.
45. How many pillows do you sleep with?
One, and the weird squishy cushion I got for Chrimble.
46. Are you missing someone?
Yes.
47. Do you have a tattoo?
No. I'm a Pussy!
48. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday morning?
This time of Friday Night is the only 'Saturday Morning' I'm ever awake for.
49. Are you hiding something from someone?
It wasn't me, Guv! It was my Evil Twin, I swear!
50. What's the most annoying thing about you?
I'm feckless. I have no feck.
51. Are you crushin' on anyone in your grade?
My only crushes appear to be on fictional losers these days.
Norah (yes, I know. It's also after a Grandmother.)
2. What size is your bed?
double.
3. What are you listening to right now?
Green Day
4. What are the last 2 digits in your phone number?
06
5. What was the last thing you ate?
haddock
7. How is the weather right now?
Wintery and dark.
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
One of my customers. Can't remember which.
10. Do you have a girl/boyfriend?
No, have a hubs.
11. Do you want children?
Yes, please. Elliot and Iris will be their names.
12. Do you drink?
Yes. I'm enjoying a tinny of cider right now.
13. Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night?
No matter how drunk I get I usually remember everything - only night that's fuzzy is the hastings Beer festival.
14. Hair color?
Brown with a few grays (meh!)
15. Eye color?
Blue-ish grey-ish green-ish
17. Favorite holiday?
Chrimbo.
18. Favorite season?
Late Spring/early Summer
19. Ever cried for no reason?
Hell, yeah.
20. Last movie you watched?
Kung Fu Hustle. It was great!
21. How many mirrors are in your room?
In this room? None. Two in bedroom, one in bathroom.
22. If you are white, do you know any other fall out songs?
Buh? Best Fall-out song is 'Good Luck' by Basement Jaxx - nicely bitter!
23. Have you ever decapitated a barbie doll?
Funny Story! My GCSE Art Exam piece was a mobile made from the body parts of a completely decaptiated barbie doll, red paint at the dismemberment points, etc etc, against two walls and a floor of smashed mirror. I had a piece of text against it explaining it was about teenaged girls' distorted body image and general resentment of impossible ideals of conventional Western beauty. I got a C - my worst GCSE grade by a country mile.
24. Do you enjoy the sensational taste of Starbucks?
Hell yeah! Chai tea or Hazelnut Latte.
25. Does the word "horcrux" mean anything to you?
A whore's crotch?
26. Do you have any friends of the gay preference?
Yup. They're great!
27. Do you think Jesus is great?
He had some groovy things to say, Son of God or not. If there's one dude/dudette from history I could spend a couple of hours chewing the fat with, twould be the Big J.
28. Is cheese like the best food ever, or what?
Cheese is good. But so is chilli.
29. What books are you reading?
Erm... nothing? terrible, I know.
30. Piercings?
One. Right nostril.
31. Fave movies?
Some Like It Hot is still the best. *points a few weeks back in journal for a collage of the rest*
32. Favorite college football team?
I despise all spectator sports.
33. What were you doing before filling this out?
Failing to write (H)Angsty porn. Too pooped.
34. Do you have any pets?
Alas, the closest I have is Brian the Bonzai, and i keep nearly killing him!
35. Dogs or cats?
Tiddles!
37. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to?
All the time, at work!
38. Have you ever loved someone?
Of course.
39. Who would you like to see right now?
Jeebus *points up*, my old Dad, pretty much all of you Kerayzee Kids, Depp and Bloom having a sort-of wrestle in the living room would be fun, too.
40. Are you still friends with your exes?
Nah, he was a loser.
41. Have you ever fired a gun?
Yes, but it wasn't a proper gun and it was at a rifle range at school camp.
42. Do you like to travel by plane?
No. WHAT KEEPS THEM UP?!?!?
43. Right or left-handed?
Righty
44. If you could be with someone right now who would it be?
I am with my man. that is all a gel could ask for.
45. How many pillows do you sleep with?
One, and the weird squishy cushion I got for Chrimble.
46. Are you missing someone?
Yes.
47. Do you have a tattoo?
No. I'm a Pussy!
48. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday morning?
This time of Friday Night is the only 'Saturday Morning' I'm ever awake for.
49. Are you hiding something from someone?
It wasn't me, Guv! It was my Evil Twin, I swear!
50. What's the most annoying thing about you?
I'm feckless. I have no feck.
51. Are you crushin' on anyone in your grade?
My only crushes appear to be on fictional losers these days.
