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Sue My Foot!
Apr. 5th, 2006 07:19 pmMe & Hubs have just thought up a business idea for one of those Ambulance Chasey Companies - we're calling it www.suemyfoot.com - here's the copy for the advert:
Have you been in an accident at work or at home, and it was your foot's fault? Maybe your foot caused you to fall down some stairs, maybe it went down a manhole, or in a bucket of acid, or kicked a Policeman up the arse. If so, you could be entitled to compensation. Just visit www.suemyfoot.com or call one of our qualified telesales girls for a friendly, no obligation chat about our No Win, No Win service. We won't use any confusing legal jargon on you - we don't know what 'Jargon' is - most of us think it's the name of one of the Thundercats. So don't delay, sue your foot today!
Think it'll work?
Have you been in an accident at work or at home, and it was your foot's fault? Maybe your foot caused you to fall down some stairs, maybe it went down a manhole, or in a bucket of acid, or kicked a Policeman up the arse. If so, you could be entitled to compensation. Just visit www.suemyfoot.com or call one of our qualified telesales girls for a friendly, no obligation chat about our No Win, No Win service. We won't use any confusing legal jargon on you - we don't know what 'Jargon' is - most of us think it's the name of one of the Thundercats. So don't delay, sue your foot today!
Think it'll work?
