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It's good for what ails you!
Aug. 5th, 2006 05:38 pmI hope we're all going to take part in the first annual Masturbate-a-thon tonight! http://media.guardian.co.uk/site/story/0,,1837835,00.html
Trust Channel 4 to decide to film it. Mmm - informative. I read the article in the paper today and they reported that one guy at a previous masturbate-a-thon had managed to go for 8 & 1/2 hours before releasing the great white tsunami. Now that is a champion wanker!
Apparently the Whack-A-Thons were started as a protest against somebody getting sacked for suggesting masturbation should be taught as part of sex education to teenagers. I don't think that's wrong at all, just pointless - kinda like introducing an Egg Sucking For Beginners course at an Old Peoples' Home.
In other news, Hubs has just introduced me to a brilliant phrase, courtesy of his workmate's typo - Godsmacked. We decided that it meant getting beaten up so badly that the end result looked as though you had received a BitchSlapping from our Almighty Lord. Hee hee!
Trust Channel 4 to decide to film it. Mmm - informative. I read the article in the paper today and they reported that one guy at a previous masturbate-a-thon had managed to go for 8 & 1/2 hours before releasing the great white tsunami. Now that is a champion wanker!
Apparently the Whack-A-Thons were started as a protest against somebody getting sacked for suggesting masturbation should be taught as part of sex education to teenagers. I don't think that's wrong at all, just pointless - kinda like introducing an Egg Sucking For Beginners course at an Old Peoples' Home.
In other news, Hubs has just introduced me to a brilliant phrase, courtesy of his workmate's typo - Godsmacked. We decided that it meant getting beaten up so badly that the end result looked as though you had received a BitchSlapping from our Almighty Lord. Hee hee!
