Talking Cock

Did anybody see that thing on C4 about enormous Wangs last night? I ain't being funny - those were just scarey. What would you *do* with a 12" erection? They were quite ugly, too - and I think that, generally, the naked male body is much more beautiful than it's made out to be.

I also got annoyed that an erect penis still can't be broadcast on TV. You can show every conceivable nook and cranny of a woman, you can show live autopsies, kids dying of famine or war wounds, bodies being dragged through the streets... on any documentary you see, if an interviewee begins to cry the camera zooms in for a pornographic close-up of their distress. And what is deemed to be more offensive than any of these? The perfectly natural and, in my opinion, very attractive image of an erect phallus. And they look so much nicer when they're turgid than when they're flacid, too. It's daft.

I'm very cold again today. I'm wondering if I might be coming down with something. Hope not.

Taken from pretty much my entire F-List

These are the '100 Best Films' according to Empire readers (although I am a fellow Empire reader, and I strongly dispute many of these)

Bold the ones you've seen.

( 100 Best Movies )

Art in the offering

The first five people to respond to this post, will get some form of art, by me, about them. I make no guarantees about quality or type, but I will assure that I will give it good effort.

The only catch, of course; as with most memes, if you sign up, you have to put this in your own journal as well.

The First Commentary

As requested by Scarlett - commentary on 'Sirens', aka part 10 of the D&DC New Adventures...

( this be VERY long! )

Promised artwork

Scribbley scribbles for Weird Bird & Sealy - you can just about make out the other pic coming through the other side of the paper on them both! Oops!

( A Weird Bird and a Seal Girl )