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I don't give a shit what the Devil wears!
Dec. 17th, 2006 01:51 amYe Gods, The Devil Wears Prada is a pile of Cock Custard! The dullest, most predictable film I've seen in a very very long time. Me, Hubs & Lil Sis (over for the weekend) spent the whole film playing 'what happens next?' and getting it all right. It is just so tediously by-the-numbers the mind boggles. I assume it's made for 12 year old girls who are supposed to just look at the pretty dresses and not notice the terrible shat that they're watching, but all the Hype has been marketed at GROWN WOMEN! Well, listen up, Hollywood: WOMEN HAVE GOT FUCKING BRAINS! Don't give us this shit!
Here is an example of how shit it is:
Sensible, smart yet 'Fat & Frumpy' (A stick thin Anne Hathaway with an oversized jumper, sensible shoes and slightly backcombed hair) is at one point given a wardrobe makeover by the catty-yet-caring Token Gay Man - cut to her walking into the office with a slightly slicker hairdo, a designer suit, clicky shoes etc IN SLOW FUCKING MOTION, her Bitchy British senior stares at her, agog in wonder. Then cut to a montage where the usually kooky & clumsy Anne is now miraculously the most efficient and graceful person in the world, running rings around everyone else where she used to stumble, in a selection of different *Fabulous* outfits.
Words cannot express how mind fuckingly patronising this piece of scrotum is.
We then watched Stormbreaker, which is brilliant and must be watched by all. One of the best edited fight sequences I ever saw and a terriffic Sound Effect Match Shot, which I've never before witnessed.
Here is an example of how shit it is:
Sensible, smart yet 'Fat & Frumpy' (A stick thin Anne Hathaway with an oversized jumper, sensible shoes and slightly backcombed hair) is at one point given a wardrobe makeover by the catty-yet-caring Token Gay Man - cut to her walking into the office with a slightly slicker hairdo, a designer suit, clicky shoes etc IN SLOW FUCKING MOTION, her Bitchy British senior stares at her, agog in wonder. Then cut to a montage where the usually kooky & clumsy Anne is now miraculously the most efficient and graceful person in the world, running rings around everyone else where she used to stumble, in a selection of different *Fabulous* outfits.
Words cannot express how mind fuckingly patronising this piece of scrotum is.
We then watched Stormbreaker, which is brilliant and must be watched by all. One of the best edited fight sequences I ever saw and a terriffic Sound Effect Match Shot, which I've never before witnessed.
