Get me! I can express one-handed now!
Jan. 21st, 2007 01:04 pmSo I have time for a fab Comedy series Quotes meme as nicked off Mister Bigsy.
10 quotes - what show was it, and who said it?
1, It's like my Granny always said: If you want a box thrown into the sun, you gotta do it yourself... God rest her Zombie bones.
2, Man, this cave is slippery as... what's the slipperyest thing you can think of?
Right now? - This cave.
Yeah... This cave is, like, as slippery as this cave.
3, Want to know how dirty this place is? Right now I'm eating scrambled egg with a comb, from a shoe.
4, Darling, I want to cover you in pepper and sneeze all over you.
5, Stealing?!? Why the hell do you think I took you to see all those Police Acadamy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anyone laughing, did you? Don't you ever listen to that guy in Church - Captain Whatsisname?
6, Is Chewbacca the Princess?
7, Still, you know what they say.
What?
Bummers are deaf.
What?
Bummers. Well, they're deaf, aren't they?
Are they?
I don't know. Brian said it. He were really laughing.
8, Ignore him, he's pissed.
Has he?
9, Now concentrate. These cows are small, those cows are far away.
10, You can't burn William Shakespeare!
Have you ever actually read any of it?
I've... seen... West Side Story, that's based on one of them.
10 quotes - what show was it, and who said it?
1, It's like my Granny always said: If you want a box thrown into the sun, you gotta do it yourself... God rest her Zombie bones.
2, Man, this cave is slippery as... what's the slipperyest thing you can think of?
Right now? - This cave.
Yeah... This cave is, like, as slippery as this cave.
3, Want to know how dirty this place is? Right now I'm eating scrambled egg with a comb, from a shoe.
4, Darling, I want to cover you in pepper and sneeze all over you.
5, Stealing?!? Why the hell do you think I took you to see all those Police Acadamy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anyone laughing, did you? Don't you ever listen to that guy in Church - Captain Whatsisname?
6, Is Chewbacca the Princess?
7, Still, you know what they say.
What?
Bummers are deaf.
What?
Bummers. Well, they're deaf, aren't they?
Are they?
I don't know. Brian said it. He were really laughing.
8, Ignore him, he's pissed.
Has he?
9, Now concentrate. These cows are small, those cows are far away.
10, You can't burn William Shakespeare!
Have you ever actually read any of it?
I've... seen... West Side Story, that's based on one of them.