Surf dudes with attitude...

Why the fuck do I have the theme tune from California Dreams in my head this morning?

Vi is grinning at me air-drumming to 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'!

Tried to 'swing via Sainburys' on my way back from the Doctors this morning - Christ, it's impossible to go grocery shopping with a baby if you don't have a buggy with you! I ended up just sticking the whole carseat in a trolley. Then had to leave Vi in the car afterwards while I ran around looking for a trolley parking place that wasn't completely vandalised to fuckery so I could get my quid back. Tis bollocks. And there weren't any Mother and Baby parking spaces available but when I was lugging the carseat over to the trolleys what did I see but a bloke, alone, sans child, getting into his car - parked in one of the very few Mother & Baby spaces - and drive off. I caught his eye. He looked a bit guilty. I should fucking well hope so, too! Prick.

Song Quiz

katie__pillar did this yesterday, and I'm bored, so I fancy doing it too. Here goes my iTunes on shuffle... guess the song from the lyrics!

1, For dreams are just like wine, and I am drunk with mine.

2, But there is one promise that's a given - I'll meet you on God's golden shore. I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow - The Soggy Bottom Boys (O Brother Where Art Thou?)

3, Why, to see it your way there's a risk that we might fall apart before to long. We Can Work It Out - The Beatles

4, Isn't he cute? - No he aint. He's just another burden on the Welfare State. Too Much Too Young - The Specials

5, I used to trust nobody, trusting even less their words.

6, You can make this beggar a king, a clown or a poet. Bend me, shape me - Amen Corner

7, I'm a leaf on a windy day - pretty soon I'll be blown away.

8, beyond belief, a broken man too tough to cry.

9, I am the one hiding under your stairs - fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair. This Is Halloween - The Nightmare Before Christmas

10, To tell you the truth he was just a little bit fresh - he said he liked the way I put my lipstick on. Oh My Gosh - Basement Jaxx

11, You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress. Kiss Me - Sixpence None The Richer

12, Don't you think I know exactly how I stand? This world is forcing me to hold your hand. Just A Girl - No Doubt

13, Wave your hands if you're not with a man. Can I kick it? - Yes you can! Rock DJ - Robbie Williams

14, Elephants, Bohemians, Indians & courtesans, acrobats and juggling bears, exotic girls, fire eaters! Spectacular Spectacular - Moulin Rouge!

15, The zombies were having fun... the party had just begun. The Monster Mash