The Red Hot Cello Peppers

Pah! The Serbian Lesbians won with what I thought was a very bland song. The boys all backed Russia and Moldova 'Because they were fit'. There were many shouts of 'Bijoujou!' to be heard. I really wasn't at all fussed who won, I thought they were all either poor or boring. I liked the Rock Cellos in the interval though.

Fun day today - Big Ian's birthday party. We got him a cake shaped like a F1 car. Violet enjoyed all the attention. Kev told me a story about a Football Commentator neighbour who left his wife and kids to run off with Fred The Weatherman. These things can only ever happen to Kev.

I have recently worked out exactly how RtS is going to end. There is beach at dawn, an urn, a convertable and a Lesbian Chinese Female Elvis Impersonator.

Miss C, I am still awaiting my Ethnically Trousered Treat, amongst other things.

Long meme from bbluvskt( blah blah blah )