Eurgh.

Oh God, has anybody else seen '3 Fat Brides, 1 Thin Dress'? It's fucking awful! "Dr" Gillian McShit pretending to be shocked at 3 carefully pre-selected wobbley Brides To Be, poking them and screeching 'you're fat! you're fat! Who'd want you? How dare you get married, fatty fatty fat fat?', and encouraging them to crash-diet on sunflower seeds and fucking dandelions to squeeze into a dress that ain't their size. The great, camel faced fraud. I'd rather have a lardy arse and a life, thanks. Where did Gok Wang go? He's like the anti-"Doctor" Gillian.

Violet has discovered a new love - cheese. Her new cereal lunch is cauliflower cheese and she just nums it up. I tried putting a thin shaving of mousetrap on her butternut squash (which she spat out yesterday) and it didn't touch the sides tonight.

Got drenched today in a Stealth Thunderstorm. It was coming down so hard that it was like having a bucket of water tipped on me. Damn British Weather.

Bored, by the way. Husband is off kicking things. Somebody entertain me. Ta.