SHITARSECUNTINGBOLLOCKSINGFROTTAGINGCOCKINGPISSINGHELL!!!!!!!
You know you're having a bad day when you start to wonder whether the serial killers might have it right and 99% of the population are in fact scumsucking DNA Wastes who would be better off sliced, diced and buried under 6 ft of soft peat.
Started walking mum to the train station today only to notice that our car windscreen has been completely trashed. Hubs is at work today and didn't notice any damage to the car at 9am, meaning this was done in BROAD DAYLIGHT! Cue me trying to placate a screaming babe (who barely slept last night, just to make sure I'm nice and chilled for today's events) while searching for insurance details and calling round the cops and the insurers. We're not covered for windscreen damage, so at least £100 of our precious little income will have to go on fixing it. And we really should get it off the road in the meantime but our neighbours with off-road parking ain't in.
And it's hot.
Waaah!