Who do you reckon would win in a fight - Richard Vranch or Colin Sell*?
*For those who believe Chairman Humph is unfair to Colin Sell At The Piano, I challenge you to find the score of Maid Of Judah - the Worst Musical Ever Written (and, yes, it was written by him).
Genuine Lyrics:
What about Bessie?
She's too messy.
What about Jane?
She's too plain.
And what about... me?
The Yid? God forbid!
*For those who believe Chairman Humph is unfair to Colin Sell At The Piano, I challenge you to find the score of Maid Of Judah - the Worst Musical Ever Written (and, yes, it was written by him).
Genuine Lyrics:
What about Bessie?
She's too messy.
What about Jane?
She's too plain.
And what about... me?
The Yid? God forbid!