It is I, Dale Gribble: Man of 1000 Faces. You have just seen face number 2 - The Deaf Electrician.

I have been off on my travels again but now I'm back once more.

- The nice people who are marketing shit looking 80s style moving picture 'Licence to Wed' seem to think that giving out Beef Jerky and Queela in the street are going to make people go and see their shitty shitty fillum. Once a comedy actor has started doing Psychos, he can't go back to Comedy. I don't make the rules up, I merely enforce them!

- Darkhaven's coming back. Woot!

- I have eaten so much meat this weekend. It's ridiculous. We had a nice veggie Macaraca Cheesie and cabbage salad tonight, but still...

- Marks & Sparks Burger Sauce with lamb burger is frigging delicious. As is fruit salad cooked in Pissoa.

- Vi has her top teeth now as well as the bottom ones, making a grand total of 4! She is still quite grumpy, and isn't really happy unless somebody's either throwing her around or helping her walk.

- Nina Simone's version of Here Comes The Sun is really lovely.

- Yet again, I've had no time to write. Gah!

Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness...

Oh, welcome back, Autumn Fashion! I have missed you, with your lovely browns, purples, greys and stripy knitwear. Plus, I get to buy myself some new stuff, since last Autumn I was in Maternity Jumpers. I've got my eye on a rather splendid stripy jumper in Dotty P's, but I might wait til September's kicked in to get it.

I did, however, spend a few squids in H&M's Baby Dept, buying a couple of staples and a frivolity or two for Vi. Thing is, everyone always gets pink things for her and i don't want to just dress her in pink tops and bottoms because it looks like she's wearing pyjamas or a Jordanesque tracksuit. So I finally found a nice pair of brown combats to go with all her pink tops and a couple of brown and purple ones to go with all her pink leggings (she's got 3 pairs for 6-9 months!) I got her the best purple woolly hat too! Eee!

It properly feels like Autumn today, too, what with the wind and the rain. I saw a dry, brown leaf fall off a tree today and everything. Doesn't depress me, though. Apart from Halloween I bloody love Autumn.