Affirmative. I poked one. It was dead.

Flo is coming over tonight, all newly PhD'd up. Am baking him some 'congratulations on being Doctor Flo' brownies. Have allowed Vi to taste the mix. Sugar and caffeine. Might end up regretting that.

I heart freeview! Flight of the Conchords and Charlie Brooker on BBC4 were both magnificent. Oooh look, a squirrel! Look at the lovely squirrel...

Seen today in Zara: jumpers with faux-leather patches on the elbows! am tempted to get one just so I can dig out my old tweed trousers and run around pretending to be Dr G.