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Domestos Maniac's Chilling Warning
Oct. 1st, 2007 01:51 pmDear Jerkwad.
See this? It's bleach. It's pine scented. now, apart from being the liquid that your mother really should have drank while she was pregnant with you, do know why this toilet cleaning marvel is significant?
That's right. It's to do with you walking over my car in the middle of the night. Yes, it was an hilarious stunt. And you know the one thing that will be even funnier? The sight of your face bubbling, melting and dripping off your skull like that fella at the end of Raiders Of The Lost Ark when I find you and hurl a full litre of highly abrasive chemicals in your face.
Yours in anticipation,
Your Friendly Neighbourhood Scriblet xxx
See this? It's bleach. It's pine scented. now, apart from being the liquid that your mother really should have drank while she was pregnant with you, do know why this toilet cleaning marvel is significant?
That's right. It's to do with you walking over my car in the middle of the night. Yes, it was an hilarious stunt. And you know the one thing that will be even funnier? The sight of your face bubbling, melting and dripping off your skull like that fella at the end of Raiders Of The Lost Ark when I find you and hurl a full litre of highly abrasive chemicals in your face.
Yours in anticipation,
Your Friendly Neighbourhood Scriblet xxx
