The Rikers Theme Tune

One day, I will write The Rikers, and I shall send it off to Paramount. JJ Abrams and his swanky sexy young cast can fuck right off - a catchphrase based family sitcom is the future of the Trek Franchise. For now, the theme tune will have to suffice.

Riker! William Riker! He's a hyper-modern Space Age guy!
From the planet Earth, he has adventures on the Enterprise.
Lets go to Ten-Forward for a while,
Will might play trombone to make us smile,
When you're with the Rikers,
Have a Yabba-dabba-doo time,
Warp Factor Two time,
We'll have a gay old time!
(Instrumental - trombone solo, with Deanna on the Zithers)
One day, maybe Will might win the fight,
Then that 'droid will stay out for the night.
When you're with the Rikers
Have a shagging-Ensign-Ro time,
A Make It So time,
We'll have a Gay! Old! Tiiiiiiime!