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Knackered.
And Narked.
Babe is Unwell.
Despite being bookended by several hours of stress on each side, the two hours of going out with friends last night was very enjoyable. We sat in a pretend Dickensian rooftop, which kept confusing me. We spent a lot of time trying to work out what various wooden objects mounted on the wall of Nando's actually were (our guesses - a giant's lint brush, two giant coasters, a toilet seat for people who want to improve their aim, a stoneage Madonna Bra and an enormous specimin jar) and pondered a poser set by Ian about the implications of Jeremy Beadle hypothetically donating his testicles for transplant surgery (Me: Is one smaller than the other? Ian: Yes, but they've raised a lot for charity.) Gained a birthday present and two birthday cards, only a month late!
Thank you for my Family Reunion Reviews, guys... Electra, I'd feign innocence and claim it could always be food poisoning, but let's face it, everybody knows what's up with Diana except, it seems, for the lady herself and the fella that contributed to it. I'll admit, I probably make her sick one too many times, in the name of comic effect, but seriously... when I was in her furry shoes a couple of years ago it really was that bad for me! No exaggeration, it was constant for about 6 weeks. I lost loads of weight!
And Narked.
Babe is Unwell.
Despite being bookended by several hours of stress on each side, the two hours of going out with friends last night was very enjoyable. We sat in a pretend Dickensian rooftop, which kept confusing me. We spent a lot of time trying to work out what various wooden objects mounted on the wall of Nando's actually were (our guesses - a giant's lint brush, two giant coasters, a toilet seat for people who want to improve their aim, a stoneage Madonna Bra and an enormous specimin jar) and pondered a poser set by Ian about the implications of Jeremy Beadle hypothetically donating his testicles for transplant surgery (Me: Is one smaller than the other? Ian: Yes, but they've raised a lot for charity.) Gained a birthday present and two birthday cards, only a month late!
Thank you for my Family Reunion Reviews, guys... Electra, I'd feign innocence and claim it could always be food poisoning, but let's face it, everybody knows what's up with Diana except, it seems, for the lady herself and the fella that contributed to it. I'll admit, I probably make her sick one too many times, in the name of comic effect, but seriously... when I was in her furry shoes a couple of years ago it really was that bad for me! No exaggeration, it was constant for about 6 weeks. I lost loads of weight!
