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Mar. 15th, 2008
GLAAAAAAHHHH!
Mar. 15th, 2008 11:51 pmAaaaaaahhhhhh! No! Boy racers in car trying to do junction onto our road way too fast in rain, skidded and crashed into nursery opposite! Nobody hurt, but the Rozzers came. Serves them right, idiots. They knackered their car as well as the nursery's fence. Hope they're made to pay for it to be fixed.
Dr Flo has been round. Am nicely drunk. Have spent evening discussing his recent conference on Black British Writers, the impact of online fiction on the publishing industry, the death of the author in modern cinema and Marina Sirtis' tits. We have also come up with the concepts of Jewry Service (wherein every registered voting citizen needs to become Jewish for a couple of weeks) and the Foreskin Punch (although if you're changing at Victoria, the Foreskin inspector can just mark a cross on it instead, so it'll still work on the underground).
This is what your hard earned tax coffers go into, people. Funding twats like us to be educated to be able to talk abject bollocks on a whole new level!
Dr Flo has been round. Am nicely drunk. Have spent evening discussing his recent conference on Black British Writers, the impact of online fiction on the publishing industry, the death of the author in modern cinema and Marina Sirtis' tits. We have also come up with the concepts of Jewry Service (wherein every registered voting citizen needs to become Jewish for a couple of weeks) and the Foreskin Punch (although if you're changing at Victoria, the Foreskin inspector can just mark a cross on it instead, so it'll still work on the underground).
This is what your hard earned tax coffers go into, people. Funding twats like us to be educated to be able to talk abject bollocks on a whole new level!
