Tactful allusions had a tendency to sail several metres above his precisely coiffed head.

More of the now unnamed Data/Tasha story (I've managed yet again to give a story of mine the same title as a similar story already up on FF.net, so I'm going to change mine just as soon as I can think of another title... why do I keep doing that?!?)

The first paragraph is actually a postscript to the previous chapter that I haven't added yet.
( Wonderland )