A pair of legs with a blonde attached to 'em...

Yaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyz! I've finished 'Merde, He Wrote'!

Want a sneaky peeky?

It's part of Rollercoaster, but it doesn't lead on directly from where I left off with 'Ode to Joy'. This is set mid S4, after a few darker pieces that I've yet to write, which will explain why
a, Data and Tasha's relationship has become so strained
and
b, Picard is now tentatively involved in the whole sorry state of affairs.

This is a bit of a Holodeck-gone-potty romp in general, though - I'm only posting it now, out of synch, because I think it's jolly amusing. It won't go on ff.net until I've written the pieces that go before it. First chapter below the cut, second and final chapter will go up tomorrow.

( You never told me I had a Comedy Name... )

Teeny-tiny friends cut

Hi! If you've been cut and come over to find out why, well, I'm highly surprised, since in the interest of tidiness I've only cut people who haven't updated their elljays in months or years.

All except he-who-defriended-me-for-dissing-his-establishment-of-choice, since I think after two years of my olive branch of peace being shunned I should really give up the ghost. I'm sick of his increasingly pompous and turgid sermonising clogging up my FList page. As for the one thing we do have in common - well, I did two of his 'wants' for the DDCC last year, and he did not comment once, either on LJ or Helix thanking me or saying he liked them. Rude. So yeah, he can fuck off.

Disabling comments because those of you who know what that mini-rant is about already know what I'm talking about, and for those of you who don't... I really can't be arsed to explain it all again.

Seriousness over. Expect more daftness very soon.

Running out of ideas...

[Poll #1254637]

Luckily this is the last one. Quarter finals kick off tomorrow, though.