Apocalypse-schmockalypse.
Sep. 10th, 2008 11:43 amwell, we're still here, but apparently there was never actually going to be any cosmos-splitting Super Colliding today, that'll be in a couple of months when the old Doomsday Device is warmed up... or cooled down. Not entirely sure how it all works. Suffice to say, we're all horribly doomed. [/farnsworth]
I mean, come on if you're going to destroy the universe, you might as well get on with it. I want to see how it all ends now. I hope what'll happen will be that the only thing that'll show up in the Big Bang-ette will be the face of God, who will proceed to sing this:
and promptly end time, just as the Scientists are all asking each other 'Who was that Black Woman...?'
In other news, I spent last night's televisual treats utterly distracted by what I presumed were meant to be insignificant details. First we watched the Northern Exposure episode 'The Graduate', (which was pretty good despite Fleissman's recent departure from the show, generally waving the shark bye-bye) and was distracted by Ed suddenly, enthusiastically sucking face with some girl in a disused cinema foyer (thought it would give me some good dreams last night... alas, it didn't) then we watched the TNG episode 'Captain's Holiday' which I spent transfixed by Patrick Stewart's cock. ( it was like 'Labyrinth' all over again... ) The only thing that revived me was Hubs' realisation that the Ferengi baddie was being played by Nelson Mandela ( as you can clearly see... he even had the accent! ) which made me giggle until I cried. That man.
Sexy Finals coming soon!
I mean, come on if you're going to destroy the universe, you might as well get on with it. I want to see how it all ends now. I hope what'll happen will be that the only thing that'll show up in the Big Bang-ette will be the face of God, who will proceed to sing this:
and promptly end time, just as the Scientists are all asking each other 'Who was that Black Woman...?'
In other news, I spent last night's televisual treats utterly distracted by what I presumed were meant to be insignificant details. First we watched the Northern Exposure episode 'The Graduate', (which was pretty good despite Fleissman's recent departure from the show, generally waving the shark bye-bye) and was distracted by Ed suddenly, enthusiastically sucking face with some girl in a disused cinema foyer (thought it would give me some good dreams last night... alas, it didn't) then we watched the TNG episode 'Captain's Holiday' which I spent transfixed by Patrick Stewart's cock. ( it was like 'Labyrinth' all over again... ) The only thing that revived me was Hubs' realisation that the Ferengi baddie was being played by Nelson Mandela ( as you can clearly see... he even had the accent! ) which made me giggle until I cried. That man.
Sexy Finals coming soon!