A song written today by me in honour of it being "a bit brisk out".

Oh, the weather outside is Shockin',
Won't you let me put my cock in?
There's only one thing I know -
You're a Ho, you're a Ho, you're a Ho.

(edited to add extra bits I just thought up while washing up...)

I'll be shafting you all the night,
In your soft little velvety glove,
Won't you tell me it's hot and tight,
Cuz these are the things that I love,*

Oh the weather outside is freezing,
But my winkie ain't displeasing.
I know that you love it so,
You're a Ho, you're a Ho, you're a Ho!


* - possible key change