Still hungry

Josie Lawrence was on Celeb Who Wants To Be A Milliner tonight! She rocks my socks. Why isn't she on telly more these days?

Thanks to some of my Flisters from across t'pond swapping notes on burger joints I now have a desperate craving for an Eat Or Die Burger from my old Student Union Bar... two burgers, bacon, cheese and a fried egg. We called it Eat Or Die because s far as we saw it, either you killed it or it killed you... *sigh* having to make do with pitta bread and dip :(

I've got the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight...

Told you there'd be a round 2 of the Explosions Quiz! Not as many this time, these are just the ones I couldn't wrangle out of the memory stick the other day. Name that Kaboom!
( Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooey )

Also, huge thanks to anyone who has nominated me for Tardos. I couldn't help but notice that the categories I've been nominated most for are 'humour' and 'slash'. Yeah; cock and lulz - that pretty much does sum me up. I truly am a capering jester in the big bad world of the intertubes - I'd almost go as far as to call myself a prattling nincompoop. Anyhoo, whether I win owt in the end or not, it's a massive honour to be nominated amongst some real classics. Plus, I now have a pretty huge rec list of the nominated fics that I have yet to read... read 'Rise Up, Sir John' and started 'Survival' today, I have loads to get through - what a treat!

Best of luck to all of you who are in the running, guys. I don't really mean that - we are rivals now, you and I. I shall hunt you down and destroy you. May the best wo/man win death to all those who oppose me. Laters! I kill you!

Had four wives... all called Brenda...

Chatting to tin_o_biscuits about her native state made me hanker after some Otis Lee Crenshaw. I wanted to find 'Texas, Not Tenessee', but it wasn't on the youtubes. This, however, is just as funny. Enjoy.