Today's Tweet-Dribbles

140 character brain-splurts of the day...

• 12:24 A little wagtail keeps pecking at the window to be let in. Not gonna. Stay in the garden where you belong, you little feathery bastard! #
• 12:24 Wagtail is, according to Violet, a 'naughty birdie'. Too right. #
• 12:54 Vi, you're supposed to be napping, not singing 'If You're Happy & You Know It' to your dolls. #
• 16:21 Got all nostalgic walking past The Bishop's Finger today. Happy, happy, drunken days. #
• 16:23 Vi fell asleep on her way to the dentist tho, and wouldn't show her her teeth. And yet she STILL got a sticker and I didn't! Favouritism! #
• 17:27 Ugh. 'Take A Bow'. Most obnoxious kids' show ever. Make it stop! #

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