Today's Tweet-Dribbles

140 character brain-splurts of the day...

• 12:01 Have caught Vi's bug. Feels like my intestines are in a mangle. If I should die I want Celebrity tributes, Dammit! #
• 12:03 And all the adults will say 'But why are the Kids crying?' & the Kids will say 'Don't you know? Scriblit is dead! The People's Poet is Dead! #
• 15:55 Been bedridden all avo. I wonder what the set of Royal Mail stamps to commemorate my extraordinary life will look like. #
• 16:01 My stomach sounds like Satan's Coffee Machine. The gurgles are making Rerun wallop me. Sorry, kid - get some earplugs. #

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