Today's Tweet-Dribbles

140 character brain-splurts of the day...

• 13:09 *Pokes FFnet*. Huh. The lights are off and no one's home. No Rollercoaster update today, then. Typical. #
• 14:43 Ah, good. FF.net's back. Update time. Can I break the 150 review mark with 1 chapter? Can my Ego ever be stroked enough? #
• 15:39 1st day back to normal with Vi & she gets a stinking cold. Starting to suspect I am made out of Toddler Kryptonite. #
• 19:49 In case you were all anxious to know my latest Preggo Food Fads; this week it's melon & diet Shop's Own cherryade. #
• 19:52 Unsure which melon is better, though - Honeydew or Water. Cantaloupe can fuck off, mind you. #
• 22:45 Insurrection is very silly. Nothing happens! Although, I think Worf just got Herpes. #
• 22:57 Have not yet been treated to the Mighty Alaskan Joystick of Doom. Am already a-quiver with anticipation for it tomorrow night. #
• 23:35 Why did they have that little Naughty Cupboard for Malfunctioning!Data in Engineering? Or was it a modified stationary cupboard? #

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My wife only has three fingers. Pointer and thumb-pinkie.

Partially to show mrs_picard what I was talking about on Twitter, but mostly because you can never have to much of The Janitor...

Over 8 minutes of Janitorial Goodness. Enjoy.

Knife-Wrench! Practical and safe. Ow.

That was fun - now let's have one of him rambling about his inventions.
( SMOKACHINO! )

Random Meme nicked from Fayzalmoonbeam

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