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Today's Tweet-Dribbles
May. 11th, 2009 12:01 am140 character brain-splurts of the day...
- 10:46 I know you! You used to be on Grange Hill! #crapsoaplines #
- 10:50 We live in London, one of the most culturally thriving cities in the world. How's about we don't just go to our local tonight?#crapsoaplines #
- 10:54 So you're a waitress at the local greasy spoon & I work at a market stall. How the Hell can we afford this London townhouse? #crapsoaplines #
- 10:56 Actually, I'm very happily married, I've never been unfaithful and I have no sexual interest in Phil Mitchel whatsoever. #crapsoaplines #
- 13:35 #wheniwerealad we watched Rainbow on telly instead of youtube, leaving a comment that 'their all stoned lol' to show how subversive we are. #
- 13:43 #wheniwerealad I was told just not to talk to strangers, rather than stay indoors to avoid the hoardes of peedoes. And yet, I'm still alive. #
- 13:45 #wheniwerealad the UK was governed by scapegoating, warmongering, sleazy ultra-Capitalist bastards... oh, wait... #
- 13:50 #wheniwerealad Dinner Ladies were the most terrifying people on the planet. #
- 13:52 #wheniwerealad 'curry' was grey, tasted of stale white pepper and consisted mainly of sultanas. #
- 13:54 #wheniwerealad the 'vegetarian option' at school consisted of cheese and crackers with lettuce. Every single day. #
- 13:55 Mustn't play any more #wheniwerealad. Having horrifying School Dinner flashbacks now. #
- 18:10 I'm going to hunt down whoever saw fit to ruin this perfectly good pepperoni pizza by putting onion on, & punch him on the cock! #
- 18:24 'Oh wait... it's not my wife's head in the box after all, but a delicious cake *shaped* like my wife's head. Oh well.' #lastmovielines #
- 18:30 And that's when George Bailey finally snapped, and killed every one of those clingy idiots in Bedford Falls. #movielastlines #
- 18:59 Where we're going we don't needs roads. But you will need an Oyster card, iPhone and Sat Nav, apparently. #movielastlines #
