May. 13th, 2009

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140 character brain-splurts of the day...

  • 08:31 Great. I have Vi's eye infection. I look like the guy from Mask. #
  • 08:35 Oh, and Gaviscon? May cure all pregnancy related tummy woes as far as my GP's concerned, but it's Satan's Jizz In A Bottle, tastewise. #
  • 09:13 Put makeup on the infected Elephant Man eye. Now I look like I'm trying to cover up a shiner. #
  • 13:34 Cost of canons in an orchestral overture - £18.12 #twixpenses #
  • 13:38 Cost of orchestrated quiet time £4.33 #twixpenses #
  • 13:40 Cost of the train to Yuma £3.10 #twixpenses #
  • 13:42 Cost of hiring Dolly Parton for a day's secretarial work £9-£5 #twixpenses #
  • 13:43 Cost of hiring William G Stewart for half an hour £15 - £1 #twixpenses #
  • 13:47 Cost of feeding the birds/starting a run on the Bank of England - 2p #twixpenses #
  • 13:49 Cost of Mr Humpries - Free #twixpenses #
  • 13:56 Cost of chatting to single Gay men with similar interests to yours £08985050.50 #twixpenses #
  • 13:58 Cost of asking Bros a question on Going Live £08181181.81 #twixpenses #
  • 14:15 Cost of 3 Lions on my shirt €96 #twixpenses #
  • 14:20 Percentage of people who seem to have actually got the point of #twixpenses compared to spammers & actual costs of things - £0.10 #
  • 17:49 Feel like death warmed up, then left to cool & congeal, then part-reheated, then left to go crusty. Toddler germs + pregnancy = bad thing. #
  • 17:55 However, happy to see that the 2nd Trending Topic is #theBNParetwats - can it rise to number 1? Remember to vote the twats out, chaps! #
  • 20:25 Twitterporn not a scam, folks - ask its initiator @PembsDave. Started off a game using info never used in security questions... #
  • 20:27 ...altered by 'Chinese Whisper' effect to be Mother's maiden name, etc. Tweet sensibly, chaps & try to avoid hysteria. It's annoying. #
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