Today's Tweet-Dribbles

140 character brain-splurts of the day...

• 17:05 MiL visit today came with the traditional bringing of random crap we would never ever want or need. #
• 17:08 Today it was a terrifying toilet roll holder dollie with shamrocks on & 2 vacuum storage packs that don't work. #
• 17:09 Hubs would like it noted though that this morning I thought Harry Belafonte was a White man in Black-up. #
• 19:05 You've Got AIDS #unromcom #
• 19:16 Burping up Baby #unromcom #
• 19:18 A Fistful Up Donna's #pornowesterns #
• 19:22 Knocked Up Your Mum #unromcom #
• 19:23 The Magnificent Sven #pornowesterns #
• 19:27 Star Whores: Return of the Japs-eye #pornoscifi #
• 20:54 As I'm not watching Eurovision, I feel like I've set my Twitterfeed to 'hyper-surreal-stream-of-group-conciousness' right now. #
• 20:56 It's as if all 52 of you are having the same dream together and collectively muttering in your sleep via the hive-mind that is Twitter. #
• 23:53 Pleased to announce that I have titled @laurasplog's novel 'I'd Like To Cunting Well Marry You, You Useless Sack Of Crap'. #
• 23:55 And her Nom De Plume shall be 'Chantilly Lace'. You'll be thanking me when the offers from Mills & Boon come flooding in, Laura! #

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