It's about bloody Twitter *again*.
Aug. 12th, 2009 08:29 pmI've sort-of been on Twitter Fire lately. There was last night's Sleb Flirtation Of Prime Win, and I had a little cheeky to-and-fro with News Crumpet Krishnan Guru-Murthy this morning regarding photoshopped meteor storm pictures this morning, which was nice.
And then there's my jokes, which take up the majority of my non-direct Tweets, and have been better than usual lately. So much so that
violet_creme has requested I post them here as well and 'not let them die on Twitter'. For what they're worth... *clears throat at microphone*
Ironic Deaths:
If Dick Van Dyke were run over by a truck delivering dildoes, driven by a lesbian #ironicdeaths
If Minnie Driver were out for a walk, and was crashed into by Christopher Walken, driving a mini. #ironicdeaths
If a Celebrity Masterchef incident resulted in Stephen Fry being boiled & Frankie Boyle being fried. #ironicdeaths
If Richard Dawkins was Clotheslined face-down into a Font by Vishnu and Thor #ironicdeaths
And then, another TV Show idea:
#ideaforsaturdaynightshow Strictly Cum Dansen. Celebs battle to arouse Ted Dansen to the point of orgasm & are judged on technique & flair
*sigh* see, they don't seem so funny when I build them up first. Hey-ho. This is the sort of thing I amuse myself with these days.
And then there's my jokes, which take up the majority of my non-direct Tweets, and have been better than usual lately. So much so that
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Ironic Deaths:
If Dick Van Dyke were run over by a truck delivering dildoes, driven by a lesbian #ironicdeaths
If Minnie Driver were out for a walk, and was crashed into by Christopher Walken, driving a mini. #ironicdeaths
If a Celebrity Masterchef incident resulted in Stephen Fry being boiled & Frankie Boyle being fried. #ironicdeaths
If Richard Dawkins was Clotheslined face-down into a Font by Vishnu and Thor #ironicdeaths
And then, another TV Show idea:
#ideaforsaturdaynightshow Strictly Cum Dansen. Celebs battle to arouse Ted Dansen to the point of orgasm & are judged on technique & flair
*sigh* see, they don't seem so funny when I build them up first. Hey-ho. This is the sort of thing I amuse myself with these days.