Today's
fannish5 question is easy.
Name five fictional workplaces where you would like to be employed.1 - The Junior Gazette. I would cheerfully put up with the Demon Editor (who I would end up grudgingly respecting) in return for the writing kudos and the Polyester Sex Gods.
2 - Ten Forward. Because I wouldn't have a snowflake's chance in Hell of getting into Starfleet. I'd mix drinks, see the universe in style & meet interesting people. Plus I think Guinan would make a good boss.
3 - Bilbo's Comic Shop. Because I'd be able to stand around talking a load of old bumwank all day and not do any actual work.
4 - Nifty Gifty. See above. Wouldn't want to work in Black Books itself - who'd want to be Bernard's employee? Next door's enough for me.
5 - KACL Radio. Because, again, they hardly seem to do any work, and all become famous wits incredibly easily. I could do on-air Skits. Piece of piss.